Lemons Out of Lemonade and Other Random Mutterings

I didn’t want to like them, but they kept being themselves...

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 19:33:54 -0400

I didn’t want to like them, but they kept being themselves and slowly wore down my defenses. Damn them. ;)

PUPPY!

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 19:32:24 -0400

PUPPY!

beahbeah: confuzzeldmind: WHOEVER BUYS THIS FOR ME WINS MY...

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 19:14:58 -0400

beahbeah:

confuzzeldmind:

WHOEVER BUYS THIS FOR ME WINS MY ETERNAL LOVE

I OWN THIS

EVERY MORNING HE SAYS SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT HOW THE WORLD NEEDS YOU AND YOU HAVE TO GET UP

AND WHEN YOU PRESS THE BUTTON TO HUSH HIM HE SAYS “DEFTLY DONE, MADAM,” OR “IF IT’S NOT TOO FORWARD OF ME, THAT DID TICKLE, MADAM”

IT WAKES YOU UP WITH THE SOUND OF CHIRPING BIRDS BEFORE STEPHEN FRY’S VOICE

EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE ONE

MINE!

harvestheart: Animated Embroidery of a Golden Lab

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 19:13:05 -0400

harvestheart:

Animated Embroidery of a Golden Lab

Photo

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 19:10:29 -0400

Period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 19:08:21 -0400

Period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
Period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
Period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
Period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
Period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
Period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
Period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
Period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
Period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
Period: Yell at a puppy.

thequeenston: Matt’s guilty pleasure SO MUCH YES! How can I...

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 19:06:06 -0400

thequeenston:

Matt’s guilty pleasure

SO MUCH YES! How can I not ship these two in real life? Mattex? Yes please.

#Mattex #MollFlanders

Photo

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 18:38:24 -0400

Hello Sweetie! :D thank you for following!

Fri, 08 Mar 2013 19:50:10 -0500

Well of course. You’re awesome! And a Whovian. Which makes you doubly awesome ;)

religiousdevotion: and all the years they fly… He gave all he...

Thu, 15 Nov 2012 20:15:27 -0500

religiousdevotion:

and all the years they fly…

He gave all he can give her…now prison waits for River. *sob*

This.

Thu, 15 Nov 2012 20:12:04 -0500

This.

totheready: mark-pellegrino-is-my-king: cute-little-princess: ...

Thu, 15 Nov 2012 19:46:00 -0500

totheready:

mark-pellegrino-is-my-king:

cute-little-princess:

ronweasley:

twinamericas:

221cbakerstreet:

aphotovici:

lil-banshee:

gaylienz:

eviljohnlock-shipper:

seaghdhasuil:

No, it’s fine. I didn’t need my heart.

Are we crying about a doodle of dinosaurs?

Yes

Welcome to Tumblr

Oh god it hurts why would you ever

The meteor was coming.

Oh, God, it was coming and she didn’t know what to do. Her son, her beautiful little son, pressed close to her side, craning his neck to look up at his Mother.

“Mummy, why is everyone moving? There’s plenty of food here.” He asked in his sweet, innocent voice.

“Because, my sweet, sometimes it is best that we move on. It is our way.” She replied, forcing the words past the lump in her throat.

“Oh,” Her son said, turning his gaze to the fiery rock in the sky that would spell their deaths out for them, “the old Triceratops told me it was cuzza that rock. He said the rock could hurt us real bad.” He continued, not understanding what he meant by those words in his innocence.

“Triceratops is being silly, he just wanted to tease you one more time before he left.” She lied, choking on her tears. Oh, God, he son, her lovely son, was going to die not understanding.

“Oh.”

She turned her face to the meteor- it was close now. It wouldn’t be long. Swinging her head around, she dropped her face to her sons and nuzzled him one last time. “Let’s play a game, yes? And then we’ll go join the others.” She suggested.

“Okay! What game shall we play, Mummy?”

“Let’s play pretend. We will imagine the sort of place we would like to move to, and when we open our eyes, that’s where we shall be.”

“How do we play?”

One last look at the meteor- it was almost time.

“Close your eyes and imagine the place, and count to thirty out loud. Just like when we play Hide-and-Seek.” She curled herself around her son, both of them now laid on the beach.

“Ok, Mummy. 1, 2, 3, 4…”

She watched the meteor approach with sad eyes, and just before it hit land she turned her head, laying it and her neck over her son and bracing herself.

Her son had not yet said 30, but it was over.

what the fuck is wrong with you

WOW HOLY FUCK THANKS FOR SHITTING ALL OVER MY HEART

the tears…

and-umar: commandersteves: an old euphemism for queer female relationships was female adventurer ...

Thu, 15 Nov 2012 19:32:18 -0500

and-umar:

commandersteves:

an old euphemism for queer female relationships was

female adventurer

#it’s like you’re indiana jones but you’re searching for vagina

This explains so much.

thatfunnyblog: Funny Stuff you like?

Thu, 15 Nov 2012 19:28:32 -0500

thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?

thatfunnyblog: improve Funny Stuff you like?

Thu, 15 Nov 2012 19:27:13 -0500

thatfunnyblog:

improve

Funny Stuff you like?

pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come: I feel so awkward when I show other people something I thought was...

Fri, 25 May 2012 11:24:56 -0400

pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come:

I feel so awkward when I show other people something I thought was funny and I’m like crying and can’t breathe because I’m laughing so hard and they just kind of smile at me like

All the freaking time.

WHERE IS IT?!

Sat, 24 Mar 2012 12:17:00 -0400

WHERE IS IT?!

The one where Alan Rickman was quoted about the semicolon. :( And the gifs. And the title. Is it coincidence, or did you take it?

Fri, 23 Mar 2012 22:14:44 -0400

It’s a little bit of both. I didn’t intentionally steal it from you, I just couldn’t figure out how to reblog something. When it comes to computers, I’m a mess. If you’d like (now that I’ve kind of gotten the whole thing figured out) I could delete the post and reblog it from your page. OR, I could just edit the post and give you credit.

Sorry about that. It would have been an AWESOME coincidence if we had both come up with the same post on our own, though. ;)

determinedvagabond: my life. It’s so bad.

Fri, 23 Mar 2012 11:34:07 -0400

determinedvagabond:

my life.

It’s so bad.

What is up with my random mood swings?!

Fri, 23 Mar 2012 11:33:44 -0400

What is up with my random mood swings?!